Umm I'm too high to move.
a bad idea.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.