I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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