Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
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i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
How naked do you want me to be?
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