i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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