I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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