omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I have so many feelings about this burrito
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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