Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
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I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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