i just had sex bonerless
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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