Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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