he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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