I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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