I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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