so explain again why im purple
no
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
