It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
My vagina is officially offended.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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