Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
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I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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