I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Randomize
