It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
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I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
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