I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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