I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
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I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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