Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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