dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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