Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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