Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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