this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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