"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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