Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
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these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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