The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
bring money and cleavage
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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