My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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