You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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New game: find the sober person in Tbell
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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