I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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