worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
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My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
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I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia