Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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