Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
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And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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