ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
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When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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