You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
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I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
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Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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