I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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