you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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