i don't plan on having that self control this summer
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
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He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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