we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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