Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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