I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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