i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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