This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
she pinky promised me she was 18
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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