You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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