Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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