Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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