Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
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Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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