They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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