i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Randomize