idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
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We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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