Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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