remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
you win again, gameday.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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